thisiselliz:

this is basically y’all with Fiji water

thisiselliz:

this is basically y’all with Fiji water

childservices:

returnofpowerbastard:

mightymorphinlightskin:

vinebox:

DEAD

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

VINE PRIVILEGES ARE REVOKED

ok but me

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

richgaaaang:

english speakers are so arrogant lmao they go to other countries expecting everyone to speak perfect english or they mock and ridicule them and then when foreigners go to their country and speak even the slightest bit of broken english they mock them and throw racist “if you’re gonna come to our country learn our language or go back to where you came from” remarks around like honestly 

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

joshpeckofficial:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

difficults:

modern angst story

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

thewicked-eternity