BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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  • you: i dont like nicki minaj
  • me: who hurt u

2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

What race are you?

  • black people: black
  • white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
  • asian people: not chinese

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

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(Source: goatish)

pullet:

does anyone else know that feel of being fixated on labels and personality tests and shit because they’re the only things that give you a solid grip on your identity

things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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  • Monday: •╭╮•
  • Tuesday: •╭╮•
  • Wednesday: •╭╮•
  • Thursday: •╭╮•
  • Friday: •_•
  • Saturday: •◡•
  • Sunday •_•

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(Source: nessajoybabe)

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